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External Since: Feb 03, 2007 Posts: 4747

On Mon, 12 May 2008 16:07:33 -0700, Frank <fb.RemoveThis@tpi.olm> wrote:

>Clear Windows, the fukkin idiot moron loser wrote:
>> adam you realize we are losing incredible amounts of time with this
>> moron frank right?
>------------------------------------------------------
>hehehe...you the known incompetent village idiot is giving advice to the
>known ng drunken pig?...hahahaha...
>Now that is just downright hilariously funny...LOL!
>Two losers consoling each other?
>Hahahah...!
>You just gotta love it!
>Frank

The dipshit Frank didn't get it the first time. Let's try again:

Yes, Frank is everyone's favorite fool. Frank is actually very easy to
figure out. He's just some insecure self-loathing nobody that craves
attention. Good or bad Frank doesn't care as long as he's noticed. He
has delusions of grandeur often trying to project himself as good
looking, wealthy and clever. He pretends to run a business some days,
claims multiple businesses other days. For some odd reason Frank
thinks you want to share in his hallucinations which he repeats
constantly. Frank is also proud of several strange sexual perversions
having an unhealthy obsession with sheep and other barnyard animals.

Frank spends a disproportional amount of his days, nights, weekends,
holidays goofing off in this newsgroup because he is what most would
imagine a loser to be having little if any social interaction with
others. His life revolves around this newsgroup. Without it Frank
would probably fall into a deep depression and likely hurt himself or
torture small fury animals. Frank mostly is harmless. A total doofus
and Putz. While Frank snarls, growls and loves to bluster. he's
actually very insecure and timid.

Frank's real problem began long ago when he developed a Don Quixote
complex where he takes up causes fighting imaginary enemies much as
the wannabe knight did in the 1604 novel titled "The Ingenious Knight
of La Mancha" where the main character of the story would chase after
windmills, fancy them being giants and say he was off to slay them for
the good of the community and of course to receive lavish praise for
his efforts. Frank plays that role in this newsgroup by always coming
to the defense of Microsoft and MVPs and is actually dumb enough to
think they appreciate his constant blustering on their behalf. Of
course most everyone sees Frank as just a troublemaker, lout, blowhard
and Microsoft apologist.

Frank automatically attacks anyone if they mention problems with
Vista. Frank thinks it is his job to spread lies and insults and will
try to chase anyone out of this group if they don't worship Microsoft
like Frank does. Frank has the silly notion that this newsgroup should
serve as a fan club for Microsoft. If you don't cheer, Frank is on the
case and will try to insult you or tell you to leave. Frank fancies
himself chief hall monitor. The reality is Frank is a Net Nazi and
tries to impose his own half-ass rules of what are and aren't proper
topics to be discussed.

Frank being dimwitted has a small bag of taunts he repeatedly uses
over and over. Original thought is totally foreign to this imbecile.
If someone slams Frank with a crafty insult bet the farm Frank will
steal it word for word and claim it has his own a couple days later.

Frank's favorite lie is pretending anyone experiencing problems with
Vista hasn't installed it correctly. Frank totally ignores all the
admissions Microsoft itself has made about the shortcoming of Vista.
Frank doesn't want to hear about that.

Frank will depending on his memory say he has anywhere between 9 and
17 computers running Vista for his company (companies). Rarely does a
week go by that this number of mythical machines gets changed. You
can't blame Frank for that, he just don't remember his last lie often
ending up with his foot stuck in his mouth.

Frank has told us he has sold his business, is selling his business,
will sell his business, runs his business, isn't involved with running
his business. He's retried, will retire, is semi-retired, he enjoys
working and isn't planning on retiring. Take your pick. Again, Frank
just don't remember what his lie was the last time.

Ask Frank what the name of this "business" is and Frank clams up. I
don't have add why. Frank is such a phony but in Frank's fantasy world
he sees himself as clever.

Next most popular tactic is Frank resorting to calling people liars,
drunks, accusing them of odd sexual behavior (Frank is obsessed with
sheep) and his frequent use of Cap'n Crunch, a silly cartoon character
used by Quaker Oats to promote one of their cereals. Again this is
revealing of Frank's true nature since the commercials run on Saturday
mornings and are designed for children under ten. Far below the mental
age of Frank who's mental age is closer to six or seven.

The reality about Frank is this goofball is a complete idiot which he
is more than willing to confirm over and over again. He constantly
gets caught in his web of lies, he often accuses others for
shortcomings he exhibits himself.

Frank is really nothing special. Most popular newsgroups have one or
more of their own screw-ups that like Frank spend their time
daydreaming and in general being an obnoxious pest. They crave the
attention. That is why they do it.

You can get a truer understanding of what Frank is all about by just
flipping his comments about himself 180 degrees. Frank claims he's
handsome, so he's probably one ugly SOB. Frank claims he's rich, so he
likely don't have a pot to piss in. Frank says he has property all
over France. Likely he's never left the country. Frank above all else
is a fraud. A raving phony. Nothing more than a loud, always boastful
loser looking for attention to fill his hours while he waits for the
Grim Reaper to end his misery.

Sure, it is probably best to just ignore morons like Frank, but it is
also fun to wind up him and get him sputtering and spinning around
like a top which is way too easy to accomplish because Frank is
several cuts below your average troll, knows next to nothing about the
topics he badly fakes being expert at and because of it is
entertaining in his own sick way. Rarely will you find anyone making a
bigger ass of themselves day after day. That job Frank excels at.

External Since: May 03, 2008 Posts: 362

Frank wrote:
> Clear Windows, the fukkin idiot moron loser wrote:
>> adam you realize we are losing incredible amounts of time with this
>> moron frank right?
> ------------------------------------------------------
> hehehe...

> you the known incompetent village idiot is giving advice to the known
> ng drunken pig?..

> .hahahaha..
Now wait a minute. First you go hehehe...
Then you go hahaha...

Don't you know how to get it right and go ha ha ha ha
> .
> Now that is just downright hilariously funny...LOL!
> Two losers consoling each other?
> Hahahah...!
And now the idiot goes Hahaha...! A real work of art.
> You just gotta love it!
> Frank