Looking for a Outlook 2003 Auto Responter / out of office ..

I have been pulling my hair out looking for add on for Outlook or Exchange
that will meet the following goals. Can anyone point me in a direction?

Goals:
#1 not reply based on subject contents, for example "do not reply to subject
beginning with *** SPAM ***
#2 Do not reply to message of precedence of bulk
#3 Do not reply to mailing lists.
#4 Do not reply to NDR and DSN messages.
#5 Do not reply to more than one time per day.
#6 Do not reply to Vacation and other out of office messages.
#7 Do not reply to Daemons


Or just let me be able to have Procmailrc like control of Exchange or the
client like this :

From Procmailrc man pages

If the regular expression contains `^FROM_DAEMON' it will be substituted
by `(^(Mailing-List:|Precedence:.*(junk|bulk|list)|To: Multiple recipients of
|(((Resent-)?(From|Sender)|X-Envelope-From)>?From
)([^>]*[^(.%@a-z0-9])?(Post(ma?(st(e?r)?|n)|office)|(send)?Mail(er)?|daemon|m(mdf|ajordomo)|n?uucp

|LIST(SERV|proc)|NETSERV|o(wner|ps)|r(e(quest|sponse)|oot)|b(ounce|bs\.smtp)|echo|mirror|s(erv(ices?|er)|mtp(error)?|ystem)|A(dmin(istrator)?|MMGR
|utoanswer))(([^).!:a-z0-9][-_a-z0-9]*)?[%@>\t
][^<)]*(\(.*\).*)?)?$([^>]|$)))', which should catch mails coming from most
daemons (how's that for a
regular expression .

If the regular expression contains `^FROM_MAILER' it will be
substituted by `(^(((Resent-)?(From|Sender)|X-Envelope-From)>?From
)([^>]*[^(.%@a-

z0-9])?(Post(ma(st(er)?|n)|office)|(send)?Mail(er)?|daemon|mmdf|n?uucp|ops|r(esponse|oot)|(bbs\.)?smtp(error)?|s(erv(ices?|er)|ystem)|A(dmin(istrator)?
|MMGR))(([^).!:a-z0-9][-_a-z0-9]*)?[%@>\t
][^<)]*(\(.*\).*)?)?$([^>]|$))' (a stripped down version of `^FROM_DAEMON'),
which should catch mails coming
from most mailer-daemons.

Thank you for
your time.